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Poseidon’s Kiss
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The act of toilet water splashing up onto exposed asscheeks as a result of a large amount of feces dropping into the toilet. NO CHEEKS ARE SAFE.
Poseidon’s Kiss is a rare cosmic
phenomenon. It occurs when a person finally spats down their bum cheeks on the toilet to unleash the turds, Hiroshima style, after a tedious day of holding their digested contents at work. As a result of the sheer kinetic energy the turds possess, the water splashes up from the toilet onto their bum.
An example of it's usage is:
Upon defecating, Kevin felt the cool wrath of Poseidon’s Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.